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The Big House
04:44
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Well I've been out here since yesterday
Somebody threw the keys away
Let me in the big house
I want to be in the big house
When trouble came I was on my own
I didn't hear the others go
Let me in the big house
I want to be in the big house
There's people coming in a limousine
I can see there on the TV screen
Let me in the big house
I want to be in the big house
Now someone's banging on my door
I can't stay round here any more
Let me in the big house
Got to be in the big house
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2. |
Doing Nothing
04:10
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The years fly by and the birds fill the sky
And the love of my life is sitting by the window
While the boys with the guns and the girls who are bombs
And the preachers of hate are just a day away.
And it’s all so far
But it’s all so near
And it’s all so new
But it’s all so old
So what’s a fairer way
Won’t let it all slip away
So the boats and the yachts I can see from my house
Just floating there doing nothing in the water
While someone walks to an empty well and the buckets on their backs
Take the skin on their shoulders away
And it’s all so far
But it’s all so near
And it’s all so new
But it’s all so old
Do what the money says
The banks call and the world obeys
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3. |
Calahonda Beach
03:42
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There’s something going on
On Calahonda Beach
You don’t want to stay too long
On Calahonda Beach
It’s under the water
And it’s coming after you.
I was lying there
In the sunshine
With her
Then I saw it
On the surface
I was scared
So just keep away
From Calahonda Beach
You really shouldn’t stay
At Calahonda Beach
It’s under the water
And it’s coming after you
It was glowing
In the water
Just there.
She was crying
And I was running
We had to get out of there.
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4. |
When I See Her
04:08
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Every time it's different somehow
Every time it's new
It's like I've never seen her before
But when I see her face, see her eyes
It comes as no surprise
And I wouldn't have it any other way
And there's always one thing that I want to say
Rose Maria, can I see you?
Every day when I walk in the door
It's like I've never been away
I don't know the games my memory plays
And if I hear a sound, see a light
I know it'll be all right
And it's the only place that I want to be
Two boys, Rose Maria and me
Rose Maria, can I see you?
Every time it's different somehow
Every time it's new
It's like I've never seen her before
But when I see her face, see her eyes
It comes as no surprise
And I wouldn't have it any other way
And there's always one thing that I want to say
Rose Maria, can I see you?
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5. |
Everything Evolves
03:02
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I'm trying to pull the right strings
Take it to the end
Reach a good conclusion again
But she's not helping
She's never there
Oh well, that's life.
Do me like you used to
Do it one more time
Take me to the future
Be Min
But she's not trying
she don't care
Oh well, that's life
So one more time then
Before it all dissolves
Everything changes
Everything evolves
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6. |
Keep On
05:23
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Well I've been looking for a long time
Ain't gonna find it here
They said son you're going to do fine
But I ain't getting anywhere
Well I've travelled round this island
Drinking beer and drinking wine
Damaged pieces of anatomy
It's the end of the line
So keep on thinking it
Keep on drinking it
Soon you're going to sink in it
I'm getting out
I watch the news on the telly
I read the papers on the train
I've got a beer-gut belly
And a bottle shaped brain
I could have moved to the country
No crowded tubes for weeks
But the pretty little cottages
Are packed full with flying freaks
Keep on faking it
Keep on taking it
Soon you're going to bake in it
I'm getting out
I just said I'm getting out of it
But there's nowhere left to go
Things are speeding up around me
And I'm just getting slow
This song's getting boring
It'll never reach the top
Song and singer are the same thing
And the song is going to stop
So keep on thinking it
Keep on drinking it
Soon you're going to sink in it
I'm getting out
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7. |
Take Me Dancing
03:46
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She was in her garden
With her children by her side
Looking through the flowers at me
Did I see what they could see?
Why did it stop raining?
Did the sun come out for her?
Saw the children smile at me
Thought I heard her start to say
Take me dancing
Won't you take me dancing with you?
We're in her car now
Driving down to Hebden Bridge
She's wearing her red dress
Got high heels on her feet
I'm getting nervous now
Does she still like my style?
Does she think I look all right?
Does she want to dance all night?
Take me dancing
Won't you take me dancing with you?
And then it's two o'clock
The band's stopped playing now
Will she take me home with her?
Please can I wake up with her?
And we just fell asleep
In each other's arms
Go before the children wake
As I leave she asks again
Take me dancing
Won't you take me dancing with you?
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8. |
My Place
03:10
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Well I was blown away
When you walked by
I couldn’t believe my eyes.
In twenty years there hasn’t been a day
I didn’t dream, I didn’t dream
Your face
But if you come over my place tonight,
Will you come over my place tonight?
Do you remember me
The day I walked away?
And still I don’t know why
To see you here again
Takes my breath, takes my breath
Away
But if you come over my place tonight,
Will you come over my place tonight?
If you come over my place tonight
Will you come over my place tonight?
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9. |
Duke Street
03:50
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Well I’m stuck here on the street
I’ve been waiting for the lights to change
Take me to the country
Take me out again
But I always come back to Duke Street
Don’t want to travel alone
But I feel I should
You know I could
Don’t want to stay at home
Cos outside just feels so good
So put me on that train
With a ticket to somewhere new
Get me to a station
Where the sky is blue
But I always come back to Duke Street
Don’t want to travel alone
But I feel I should
You know I could
Don’t want to stay at home
Cos outside just feels so good
Take me to the airport
And put me on a plane
Down to Los Naranjos
South of Spain
But I always come back to Duke Street
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10. |
Tamborim
04:57
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If you take the bus to Carmona
Then walk by the paddy fields
If you're flying down to Dabolim
Come over to Tamborim
There's eagles there and buffalo
And palm trees in the breeze
The beach is wide, it goes for miles
There's dolphins in the sea
At Tamborim you can fall in love
At Tamborim you'll see
At Tamborim where the sky is blue
At Tamborim come swim with me
The tightrope girl and the drummer boy
Nikita with her rings
The fishing boats, the pashmina man
The peace that winter brings
A kingfisher, a bee-eater
An osprey there for me
The coconuts, bougainvillea
It's heaven by the sea
At Tamborim you can fall in love
At Tamborim you'll see
At Tamborim where the sky is blue
At Tamborim come swim with me
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11. |
Don't Run Away
04:01
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When I saw you up there in the spotlight
I knew I’d fall in love with you
Singing low and sweet in the sun and the rain
But you didn’t see me through the lights on the stage
And I knew that you never would
But I wanted you then, I still do
And I’d do it all again
Don’t run away
Don’t go away from me
Don’t run away
You knew you were meant for me
It was ten o’clock in the evening at the festival
When I saw you up there
You sang that song about the rainbow light in the midday rain
I just couldn’t believe my eyes
Don’t run away
Don’t go away from me
Don’t run away
You knew you were meant for me
As the last song came to an end
And the crowd called for more
You bowed and said goodbye
Well I ran to the stage with my heart in my mouth
And I shouted to you
Be mine, be mine tonight.
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12. |
Planet Zed
03:56
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Well you shake it with your left claw
Then you shake it with your right
Shake it on the full moon
Give us all a fright
Act like you come from another dimension (with six eyes)
Hiding from the Men in Black
But careful now you’d better pay attention (or get neuralised)
They’ll stun you then they’ll send you back
To Planet Zed
Do a wiggle with your back wings
Do a squiggle with your arm
Everybody’s terrified
There’s an alien alarm
Run like a thing from another star system (with huge feet)
Take leaps that are eight miles high
Use a Klingon accent to confuse them
Nach viersisk schnetelai
Get into your saucer and fly
To Planet Zed
Stop fiddling with your aura
Get your force fields in line
You’re an alien explorer
From another space and time
We know we can’t hurt you with our puny weapons (they’re useless)
You’re always going to be alive
So out to the desert, into the spacecraft (it’s shiny)
Blast off, engage hyperdrive
To Planet Zed
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13. |
Over There
03:50
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See them way over there
See them way up in the air
They won’t fly with me
They won’t fly with me
But I’ll still get there any way I can
Run away with me
Run away with me
Run away
Will you run over there with me?
Take the mist from my eyes
Make the water vapourise
Let me see outside
Let me see outside
But I’ll still get there any way I can
Run away with me
Run away with me
Run away
Will you run over there with me?
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Uncle Wally and Uncle Steve Hebden Bridge, UK
Steve and Wally live in Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire.
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"a tribute to just about every musical genre of the past 100 years, all in 49 and a half minutes. Bonkers? Undoubtedly. Successful? Partly. Enjoyable? Um, yes, yes it is."
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